Splish

verb.

To ejaculate onto something.

Him. “Hey do you want me to splish on your face?’
Her. “Oh yeah baby, give it to me.”

by Edword McWordword November 30, 2018

Splish Splash

When a woman is extremely wet and lubricated during vaginal intercourse.

Ya I hit it last night, that respectable puss was like splish splash.

-That pussy had me feeling nostalgic.

-Why, bro?
-Cuz her pussy makes me feel like summer of '99 at splish splash.

by Xxbummerxx December 20, 2013

splish splash I be eating yo ass

This can be used when or while eating someone's or your ass in the bath, shower, or pool. You can sing this while eating or being eaten.

Hey wanna splish splash eat my ass?
Splish splash I be eating yo ass!!

by controversial dog October 11, 2021

splah dow

Boom, OWNED!! Got..got

"Splah Dow". Take that!!! Haha

by Krustyr December 28, 2013

Splisha

The sound piss makes when it hits the toilet

I went to the bathroom and my pee went splisha in the toilet.

by Dukeymane October 28, 2018

Benedoop Splish-n-Splash

Similar to 'Benedict Cumberbatch', Benedoop Splish-n-Splash is an incorrect pronunciation taking place from a different galaxy, known by all.

'Todd, that UFO has a Benedoop Splish-n-Splash in it!'

by Benedoop Splish-n-Splash August 13, 2016

Splisher

A person who works in the washrooms at night clubs handing out cologne samples and towels for money.

The splishers in the washroom just suckered me out of $3 for a fucken paper towel.

by Brownya March 24, 2010