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i love my speese. i met them online, but they’ve changed my life. my speese are the best.
by _frogs_ September 6, 2021
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SPLEENED

1) The act of being killed with a spleen.
2) The act of having one's spleen explode in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire.
3) More specifically it is the act of having ones own spleen exploding in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire while inside its owners body, causing death by means of lack of spleen juice to supply their gods who require spleen juice to remain godly, see ilge.
4) The act of beating somone with a spleen after it is removed from the corpse of a person who commited suicide after commiting a shmagoiganing. See shamgoigan
1) HAHA YOU'VE GOT SPLEENED!!
2) Dude! his spleen just exploded in a burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire!
3) Woah his spleen exploded in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire and killed him because he has no spleen juice to sacrifice to his godly gods who require apleen jiuce to remain godly!
4) YOU'VE GOT BEAT!!
by Eric February 27, 2004
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Spleesh

A term that can be used to reference having sex. This term can also be used to describe a hot women.
I mo spleesh dees hoes.

I almost spleeshed this girl last night but some retard walked in the room.

Damn son look at those fine ass spleeshies over there.
by Ruuuus_bucket August 11, 2010
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spleege

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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Spleesh

1. Needing to go to the toilet.

2. The sound your piss makes when it's aimed into the toilet perfectly; also like a Swish in basketball.
"I need to spleesh"

"BRB I just need to spleesh"
by Jack Patros October 7, 2008
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Spleege

It is the word I spelled wrong and decided to define. So now I guess it is a sexual term involving multiple gloves, a churro or plantain. Then a shoving motion into a Spanish pregnant lady.

¿Donde estas?

Lady: what are you looking for?

Oh nothing can I spleege into your ass.

Lady: Only if I can give you ebola.
The spleege outbreak in 2014 caused many abortions across the western hemisphere.
by Cuban Viagra Crisis November 13, 2014
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splees

Ben is such a splees
by Brooke13 June 27, 2010
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