The foul meaty goo produced when a bird impacts an aeroplane in mid-flight. Also produced in aerospace testing when raw chickens are fired at test aircraft at 500mph out of a cannon.
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by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg
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by Blondegeek October 21, 2011
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