Splashdeaf

When the sound of urinating or diarrhea deafens all sound outside of the bathroom including talking, construction, and your own crying.

The wife kept yelling but I was splashdeaf the entire time, so how was I suppose to know she had cancer?

by Irysh. December 24, 2022

saleshole

A saleshole is a combination of a salesman and an asshole. Since most salesmen are assholes it is simple to combine the names into one.

One person asks another, who was on the phone?
Answer, just another saleshole.

by Ken_S. July 25, 2006

spamhole

one who comes into chat rooms and decides to fill the screen with smileys, punctuation, etc. in order to annoy the other chatters.

God, you are such a spamhole!

by Owner of a Vagina December 24, 2007

spasshole

Anyone who spams online.

"These diploma spassholes are everywhere! Get a life!!"

by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009

Spashole

A local resident of Stevens Point, WI who periodically penitrates buttholes with both thumbs, either others or their own, for stimulation.

I go to school with a Spashole who periodically penitrates buttholes with both his thumbs.

by theklain05 May 7, 2011

slamhole

derrogatory word synonymous with asshole.

Josh is such a fucking slamhole!

by Lima Bean December 28, 2005

Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009