splashed

Utterly and completely drunken. In the state of being very inebriated. I.E crushed, plastered, hammered, blasted, lit.

Last night at the party Becky was extremely splashed. The paramedics came get her stomach pumped.

by M. Anthony L. July 4, 2020

splash

1. (v.) The act of ejaculating in such a manner as to create an effect much akin to that of milk crowning upon impact.
2. (n.) The sticky result resulting from defintion 1.

Bukake hits you like a splash of love.

I almost slipped on Johnson's splash over there.

by Mizike June 19, 2003

Splash

When something is water, (so fresh) that it’s slick. Especially said after dapping someone up.

Yo bro that’s a bet. I’ll see you later (dap) Splash.

by I trademark ™ November 15, 2018

Splashed

To drink excessively on a night out (or in..)

"duuuuude, we're totally getting splashed tonight"

by One pretty drunk chick October 20, 2008

Splash

The sound that constipated shit makes when it hits toilet water.

After I drank that container of Pepto Bismal I had a splash in the bathroom.

by Josh Kirkley November 27, 2004

splash

A small amount of liquor; approximately a shot.

"I'll take a splash of Jaeger"

by big craig February 11, 2013

Splash

(v.) To smoke marijuana or shisha out of a hookah. Commonly used as slang for having a hookah session or just smoking in general.

"Yo let's go splash some pooty water."

"Man I'm gonna get so fucking splashed tonight."

"Pass the cheezits.

by Sleeping Pooty February 20, 2014