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sperging

To rant with great anger or intensity about pointless minutiae, as someone with an asperger's-related fixation is prone to do.
"Asperger's Disorder Dave held the class hostage with three hours of sperging about his favorite topic: steel guitar tuning and maintinence."
by zerodemocracy October 16, 2007
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Sperging out

When someone goes on a long, in-depth, overly elaborate explanation long after everyone already gets the point, but will not fucking end. You get the point, but the person continues to explain their point, and often times stutters and stammers whilst doing so.

The explanation often times has to be cut off, or tails off if they realize that no one is listening to them any longer.
The definition above this is an example of "sperging out."
by slyscafe September 29, 2010
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Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.
Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.
by mamadids October 16, 2013
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Sparking

The act of two males rubbing penises together to simulate two sticks attempting to start a fire.
I have a serious blister from sparking with Arnold last night.
by Shaft12345 July 5, 2018
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sarging

The act of going out for the explicit purpose of either
1) working on skills to attract the opposite sex; or
2) putting those skills to effect.
1) "Dude, my bro and I are going out sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. We need to work on reducing our approach anxiety."

2) "Dude, my bro and I are going sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. Hopefully I can use my acquired skills to pull an SHB11 after negging, out-alpha-ing AMOGs, establishing a jealousy plotline, doing a venue change, setting up a time bridge, bouncing to the seduction location and then overcoming last minute resistance. And maybe her hot roommate will come along for the ride."
by rapmasta November 24, 2006
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Slagging

1) U.K. criticism: a series of insulting, mocking, or critical comments.

2) USA: To sleep with someone.
1) I took a right slagging over that haircut.
2) He's always slagging with his kid brother - it's disgusting.
by Jafje June 28, 2007
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Shlawgington

A foolsih person or another word for dawg
Ismael is a shlawgington
by Abuckhave August 22, 2023
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