Spigot Ass

A ungodly form of diarrhea to where it’s like a water spigot on full blast

Man I had horrible spigot ass I had to clean the back of the toilet seat

by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

Spigot

A gay Mexican.

All these these illegal spigots every June.

by Dee jay 85 June 4, 2025

Gravy Spigot

Gravy with tadpoles instead of gravy with hamburger. Extra points if you're a gravy guzzler. Stroke the spigot to get it.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.

Casey looked forward to guzzling gravy out of his spigot every morning. A gravy spigot is the breakfast champions!

by Thelmaandlouis January 31, 2021

Chili Spigot

a butthole

Steve:so, did you get any last night?

Dave:hell yeah, once I got Sara home, I jammed it right into her chili spigot!

by vikingdrunk January 21, 2011

splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.

Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.

by WriteHot January 29, 2017

French Spigot

When your about the Cum and you put your finger over the tip of you Dick to hold it back, then you cum,then after you finish remove your finger and give your Girl a Facial that looks like when you pop open a champagne bottle from the built up pressure

Man, I gave my Wife the Narliest French Spigot last night!!

by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025

Gravy spigot

Penis, with "gravy" being the term for semen.

Dude, this chick was so gobbling my gravy spigot!

by BJ Franklin October 17, 2010