Spiderweb Dance

The frantic waving and brushing yourself off after walking in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).
While taking the garbage out, I walked in to a massive spiderweb, droppped the bin on my foot, screamed like a banshee and did the spiderweb dance.
by stowball December 23, 2010
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arabian spiderweb

Expanding or stretching the ball sack over the nose and mouth of a female resulting in a dead body to make love to them kebab them into some delishes Arabian salad
Dude I totally Arabian spiderweb her allaahhh akbarrrrr
by Nermerniger January 27, 2018
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Spiderwebbed me

Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.
by Sudafed Red February 01, 2021
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spiderwebs

A strange man in a top hat, and/or over-sized clothing
"So I said to Abe Lincoln, 'What's up, Spiderwebs?'"
by Walt Meyers June 10, 2008
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Spiderwebbing

When post ejaculation leakage forms thin sticky webs from tip of penis to groin, never letting go, never disconnecting.
OMG, Jenny, after participating in sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, I saw him Spiderwebbing, I felt like I was in Charlotte’s Web.
by Junith_1 June 02, 2018
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SpiderWebbed

When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles
Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up
by MrEntrepreneur October 13, 2021
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Nigerian spiderweb

When you ejaculate in your own pubic hairs and let it crust until the first crow of the cock.
Man.. I wasn’t feeling too good last night I had to give myself the good ol’ Nigerian spiderweb.
by March 19, 2024
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