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toe spoon

A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.
Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.
by Solo Amadeus November 30, 2021
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Comically Large Spoon

It's a funny big spoon used in vine videos by King Bach specifically.
Transcript of the "Comically Large Spoon" Vine:

King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.

Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.

King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.
by NIGGArchitect November 9, 2020
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Peanut Butter Spoon

The meal of peanut butter on a spoon - usually consumed due to being too lazy to care or too poor to afford an actual meal.
- "Hey man - want to grab some dinner"

- "Nah dude - I'm good - I already ate"

- "What'd you have"?

- "Peanut Butter Spoon"
by Greekboy82 January 21, 2010
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silver spoon

To be spoiled. Have many luxuries without earning them on their own. Usually by one's parents.
"That kid has been fed with a silver spoon his whole life...his dad buys him a new car every year!"
by poor kid April 23, 2005
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Joji Spoon

“Joji spoon” originated by maxmoefoe after George Miller aka “joji” was being cancelled for being filthy frank. The term “joji spoon“ means...Idk🤷 ♂️
K-pop Stan: “OMG joji was filthy frank and made a mean song about Ariana Grande #jojiisoverparty”

Maxmoefoe: joji spoon

Twomad: joji spoon

Anything4views: joji spoon
by BigChokolate September 22, 2020
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Spoon Pic

A picture which contains a spoon being held by the person in question or somewhere in the frame. It is used to authenticate a poster's unproven claims. The randomness of the spoon makes the picture less likely to have been copied from somewhere else. Originated on the Misc section of bodybuilding.com.
FitGurlXOX: "Why don't you guys believe I'm a real female? I just posted a pic of me showing off my ample cleavage."

Miscer: "How about you post a pic with a spoon tucked between that ample cleavage."

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BigGunz: "I'm 6'5", weigh 300lbs of solid ripped muscle, I own a Ferrari and I'm a model"

Miscer: "Spoon Pic"
by danmk March 23, 2010
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spoon broom

Slang term for a killer mustache
Dude you are rockin that spoon broom
by Sabinator74 October 25, 2015
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