Skeetered

The act of making a bunch of plans and instead sitting at home on your couch watching Netflix

I can't wait to go fishing ill give you a call after work 8 hours later i skeetered my friend

by Skeeter86 July 31, 2020

Sheltered

Someone who didn't trip acid when they were 16 years old

Your a sheltered little bitch

by Bigpapajohnny September 1, 2017

Spencered

To fling a rod out your block by 2 stepping all the time

He spencered that bitch

by Motor blower May 21, 2018

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

speakered

When you've been put on speaker-phone and you hear all the intimate things someone is doing.

Dante speakered me while he went to the bathroom, and I could hear him take a sh*t.

by Diktionarie December 26, 2008

slutered

pronounced, slute-er-d

derived from the swedish word, slut, which means to stop or finished.

to be slutered is to be absolutely wasted/stoned. physically and mentally unable to function in a social environment

shit man that last splif was strong. I'm totally slutered

by eyeheartattack May 25, 2011

Sheltered Valley Girl

Girl from the conservative, white, upper-middle class areas of Southern California who somehow has been kept out of the loop with how the world works, how other cultures operate in the world, and with most, if not all, current events. Despite these depravities, this has fostered a soul with a lot of spirit and beautiful, bubblegum personality.

My girlfriend is such a sheltered valley girl, but my goodness if she ain't the cutest girl in the world.

by ftyt October 2, 2016