sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.

Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?

by agingergirl May 20, 2014

Sperm sisters

Two women who will pact for life. They will hunt down unsuspecting Sports Figures or Actors and such and initiate a three way. As the man is ready to ejaculate, one lucky lady will savor thus ejaculate in her mouth and when the man is not looking, quickly spit it into her “sperm sisters” vagina in hopes to have his baby! The unsuspecting sucker never knows how it happened but nevertheless is just another victim of the sperm sisters.

You will never again see those sperm sisters swallowing my seed. They will get you for life!

by DunnBai August 22, 2019

Sperm Slide

The tantalizing protrusion of the pelvic bone.

Usually seen right above the underwear line of a fit individual.

Jaque check out that sperm slide -- it's so inviting!

by ThomasPickles May 22, 2010

Sperm Spritzer

The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.

Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER

by bunghole bandit April 9, 2010

Sperm Scab

The salty residue left behind after male sperm dries up.

Jim had a sperm scab on his forehead after Joe gave him a moneyshot!

by MacZilla September 21, 2006

sperm squirm

the flich that women make when cum actually hits there face,when cumming on them usually followed by the fluttering of the eyes

the surprise when sperm lands on the face.

hey man I came so much on her she started making the funniest sperm squirm

by andre April 24, 2005

Sperm surfers

Sandals you wear in the shower

nice sperm surfers, dude

by Burzerk June 11, 2006