Uri Geller Smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

by bromp March 19, 2008

Shelley

One of the most amazing, outstanding people to ever come across. Shelley is quite hard to miss with her outstanding personality which is like no other, you'll never come across someone like Shelley ever again, so make sure you never leave her. Shelley, even having a wonderful name is also an amazingly beautiful person inside and out, Shelley is a stunningly attractive, very pretty person and stands out from everyone else because she is so great. If you ever come across Shelley be sure to make her feel happy.

Shelley's superb smile, eyes shine so bright, it melts anyone's heart within milliseconds, it is something you cannot miss. Her perfect blue eyes, boy oh boy you could stare at for the rest of your life and would still have not stared long enough. Now her smile... Well where can anyone start, it's something you'll only ever get to see in one life time, so make sure you don't miss it because seeing a smile like hers is like no other, it will make your stomach turn to jelly and you will suffer terrible but worthwhile butterflies. Shelley is filled full of happiness and laughter and being with her is one of the best things in the world.

Damn Shelley really has it all

by Anonymoususer69 August 14, 2014

smellevator

An elevator with a lingering smell, most often a stale fart or cigarette smoke.

I took the smellevator down to go get lunch, but by the time I reached the ground floor I had lost my appetite. Who farts in an elevator anyway?

by deansick September 30, 2009

Coochie Spell

The Coochie Spell is in which a woman has coochie whipped a man.

“Damn bro where’s Matthew?”
“Didn’t you hear bro, he’s under the coochie spell, we’re not gonna see him for a while”

by RILEYBAE November 7, 2019

blue shelled

1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.

1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over

by larkonmygokart January 6, 2010

spellaprop

spellaprop /spel-a-prop/ n. - A computer spellchecker induced malapropism where, like the act of confusing words that are similar in sound, words that are similar in appearance are inadvertently substituted for one another.

Beware - This is a very insidious quirk in computer software spellcheckers that causes a malapropism to be accidentally introduced into one's writing. Occasionally, a spellchecker will suggest a replacement word that, when glanced at quickly, looks the the misspelled word, but is actually a completely different word.

If you are rushed, you will probably accept that recommended change. Thus, inserting the "spellaprop" into your document. The spellchecker will, of course, ignore this new error on subsequent passes because, though contextually inappropriate, the replacement word is spelled correctly. So, if you do not catch this error when proofreading your document, you will appear stupid, ignorant, or at best careless, to your readers.

Examples:

A misspelling of the word "edition" causes the spellchecker to suggest the replacement word "addition".

A misspelling of the word "partition" causes the spellchecker to suggest the replacement word "portion".

A misspelling of the word "revelation" causes the spellchecker to suggest the replacement word "revolution".

by Mr. Malaprop June 12, 2009

Spell iCup

When one asks another verbal mammal to spell iCup, they are attempting to humiliate said animal by getting them to speak the words: "I see you pee", to which

Mohammed Islam"Spell iCup."

Jacob Shmul "I see you pee?"

Mohammed Islam"Oh really? I thought I closed the door."

by BEE DEE REEREE February 1, 2017