sheet sneeze

basically a wet dream that went all out

You mean sheet sneezes? cuz sometimes i do bed wet thick...

by sheetsneezer October 22, 2018

I am speeed

jon arbuckle is speeed

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."

by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021

Sneeze-gasm

The event of having to sneeze, but it won't happen. Then all of a sudden, a powerful sneeze is released followed by a feeling of relief.

An orgasm of the nose.

John: -ACHUUUU!!-
Frank: Dude, I saw that building up. Total sneeze-gasm.

by sierramyst93 November 26, 2010

Speener

The exact spot on your taint that is in between your asshole and genitalia. It applies to both males and females.

Suzy was flirting with Steven and accidentally touched his speener.

by Terp 31 July 14, 2017

ass sneeze

1. Explosive diarrhea that covers the interior of the toilet bowl in human waste.

After an all night drinking binge I had ass sneeze.

by Capt_Z May 1, 2003

poo-sneeze

where you crap your pants and sneeze at the same time

Person 1: "aw man, I had to sneeze really bad but i pooed myself too!"
Person 2: "You just poo-sneezed my man."

by hey77 March 27, 2010

Sneeze limbo

having the sensation to sneeze without the end result,
usually combined with the closing of the eyes, tilting of the head,
and an ugly face being made.

Guy #1- Why is your friend making that stupid face?
Guy #2- He's in sneeze limbo. Don't you hate that shit.
Guy #1-Oh...I thought he was retarded. Yeah being in sneeze limbo sucks.

by Mr.Negative May 15, 2010