sayre speedway

the 1/4 mile asphalt track located in rural sayre alabama where you go to watch a fight and a race breaks out. also known as the south's action track

"man, my car got fucked up at sayre speedway last night"

by buzzracer32 January 22, 2009

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Speedway High Tea

A Dagwood dog and hot chips, enjoyed by motoring enthusiasts at a dirty speedway track and usually washed down with a coke. Seen as the height of culinary delight for a dim witted go fast fan.

Hey darl, grab us a speedway high tea I’m fucking starving oh and don’t forget the tommy sauce.

by Stingrayjocks March 20, 2021

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speedwaddle

speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.

I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!

by Kowulz May 24, 2007

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speedwagen

An unstoppable project with machinery to match.

Speedwagen will be the fastest car in its class at Bonneville.

by spindelturner February 14, 2008

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Not to be confused with Speedrun, “Speedran” is a term commonly being used in a wide range of competitive multiplayer games to boast about killing or winning against someone. It is particularly used when defeating an opponent in a fast manor.

“I just speedran that kid, he’s ass dude...”

by Muzzatron August 29, 2021

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