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Speedo Torpedo 

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.
"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."
Speedo Torpedo by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

speedo man 

The most totally awesome nick name ever given to a totally awesome guy.
Speedo man is the most awesomest guy ever.
speedo man by Hanna Batiz December 25, 2007

Speedo Sailing

When a male and/or males receive oral sex from an anonymous person's father, then proceed to buy plane tickets to Finland.
"Dude I'm tired of school, need to get off, and would like to travel, lets go speedo sailing
Speedo Sailing by Overdose of Tums January 12, 2011

speedo pedo 

someone who likes to watch boys in their speedos!
Rhea: OOooh look, speedos!
Josh: Speedo pedo!
speedo pedo by Trampikey and Goldie! September 5, 2005

Speedo Juice

The remaining water in a speedo after you take it off, fun to rinse on people.
Lewis: "Hey"
Michael: "What?"
Lewis: "SPEEDO JUICE!"
Michael: "Ahhhhh!!!"
Lewis: "Hahahaha!!!"
Speedo Juice by Mitchell and Ben August 25, 2005

Speedo torpedo 

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.
Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."
Speedo torpedo by TooSick4U July 15, 2007