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speech fart

An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.

A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
Examples of common speech farts:

On an online forum: "IBTL"

In a comments list: "First!"

On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"

In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"

On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
by CleffedUp October 14, 2009
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speechless

Unable to speak due to nervousness or astonishment.
I'm completely speechless.
by The Human Being/Person December 25, 2016
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Groot's Speech

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.
This is Groot's Speech
by Anonymous_hate_writer December 31, 2019
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blocking of speech

Anytime words, speech or information is banned or blocked from the general public. Blocked because they do not agree with your information. This is the complete opposite of freedom of speech. This does not include racist or slanderous remarks but patently legitamate and common knowledge that they are trying to debunk or discredit.
I wrote a great definition for patently, but since wikipedia, urbandictionary, and craigslist are patently run by disinformation fenatic's they dis-agreed with my definition and hence created a blocking of speech scenario.
by BobBreton March 20, 2006
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free speech

Most people think they have free speech, but they don't.
by Moose September 23, 2003
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Fuck her speechless

v. To make a woman have multiple strong orgasms until she cannot talk.
Lisa talks almost continually except when I fuck her speechless.....but it only lasts for a few minutes.
by old one January 10, 2011
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speechism

The discrimination of a particular group of people based on the way in which they speak, otherwise known as vernacular or dialect.
Racism is to Skin Color as Speechism is to dialect.
by Austin F. June 3, 2006
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