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speechie 

1. One who competes on speech and drama or debate team.
1.The Speechies had to be on the bus stop at 5:00 in the morning to go compete at that Speech tournament.
2. "Original Oratory is my life!!!!" said the Speechie.
speechie by Alyse G. February 18, 2007

Speechie 

A person who is part of a very small hanful of people who are elite enough to choose to get up at five in the morning in order to be hauled to a random school so that they may subject themselves to speaking publicly and competitively. They also tend to be dressed in more formal clothing on ANY given day (not just competitions), and are slightly more educated, versatile, and elite than most other people in their school, but not often respected as much as they should be.
The speechie was often referred to as a nerd, but that never bothered her.
Speechie by SCH0NH31T February 22, 2009

100 donut speeches 

100 donut speeches is a misheard lyric from Taylor Swift’s song,The Archer. The true lyrics are 100 thrown out speeches.
“I’ve got a 100 donut speeches I almost said to you.”

sketchism 

The entire category of various sketchy qualities and actions.
1. Public drunkeness, DUI, DWI, exhibitionism, public nudity, drug dealing.

2. I am sick and tired of Ray and his sketchism. Look at him grope that teenager!
sketchism by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

Speechstration 

When you open your mouth you tend to ruin any chance of reproduction with the opposite sex. Speech castration.
Zach decided to lay some game at the bar last night and instant speechstration kicked in to ruin his chances with all the hot chicks that caught his eye.
Speechstration by Scotteabag August 10, 2009

Sketchism 

Crazy, Insane, out of control or Wild or Ruined, Something that started out well but got out of hand is a Sketchism! Generally related to alcohol.
Dude, that weekend was sketchism, how did the midget get up in that tree, and where are my clothes!?
Sketchism by partyondudes September 28, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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