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speeding ticket

a crime that requires

1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.

It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits.

So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!!
175 million speeding tickets are written each year cause going 15 over is apparently A REALLY BAD HORRIBLE, THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO!!! Crime even though you obey every other LAW AND PAY every bit of TAX to be fucked by a speeding ticket that raises insurance rates by 10 to 20% and a screws you for 3 to 5 years cause you were speeding 15 over on a 10 mile straight stretch on a INTERSTATE in Kansas......
by ryfly May 4, 2008
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Spencing out

To lose control of oneself, utterly and completely, and to exude douche.

Named for Spencer Pratt's behavior on the Mtv reality show The Hills.
"what the fuck were you THINKING forgetting to roll my car windows up homie?!! don't you read the weather report?? FUCK!!!"

"dude, you're spencing out. be cool."
by $600 June 17, 2009
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Sketching out

Having a bad trip from a drug, normally hallucinogenic such as LSD or Cannabis
I took a hit from the bong, five minutes later I was sketching out hardcore.
by Shardz12345 July 21, 2010
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Speecing

Speecing is the act of moving at a high speed on all fours, and originates from the word "spider". Speecing is a competitive sport and lifestyle for many speecers.

Speece- noun
Speecing- verb
Speecer- a person who practices this act!
"The weather is perfect for speecing, want to come speece with us?"
by Speeceinpeace27 April 26, 2021
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Spencing Out

The name given to those who act out immaturely, like Spencer Pratt's meltdown on I'm a Celebrity, Get my Out of Here.
Person #1: "Oh, boohoohoo! Blah, blah, blah!"
Person #2: "Dude, you're totally Spencing Out."
by CCSchott June 16, 2009
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Speedling

It's a starcraft unit originally called "zerling". When they have speed evoluted they are called speedlings.
OMG! Yellos is going for a 9 pool speedling rush!
by Walalo November 15, 2010
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Smelching

The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device
ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018
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