Spatulate

-Something you do
-To spit up
-To spear
-To spill

Mrs.Espenshade, Billy just spatulated on the floor.

Haha, he just spatulated on your shoe!

by Robert V June 1, 2005

spatulated

To make something become a spatula.

I had a block of wood, which I then spatulated.
I now have a spatula.

by RtoTheB November 27, 2013

Spatulate

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.

"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."

by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017

Spatulate

To scrape out of a vessel leaving no remnants.

Can you spatulate this bowl?

by Magnet-Forensics December 5, 2019

speckulation

A classic "Objection, Your Honor!" reason, this term refers to someone's merely theorizing regarding how/why a less-than-pristine condition came to be.

Attorney: Now, Mr. Jones, did you observe that the traffic light was about to turn red?
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.

by QuacksO December 5, 2021

Sporkulate

Shoving a spork so far up your penis hole that you force yourself to ejaculate.

Often fatal.

"Look bro im about to sporkulate. OH FUCK AAAAAAHHHH

Spork+ wide penishole= sporkulation

by Luggnutter August 18, 2024