Speakers Disease

A disease in which the individual infected exhibits uncontrollable speaking that disrupts and bothers everyone around them.

Person 1 "You wanna go talk to Joel"
Person 2 "Nah he has a terrible case of speakers disease today"

by Parthex March 19, 2020

SPEAKER FREAK

Individual who loiters around towering speakers at a rave as to have their entire body molested by music.

The raver won the speaker freak award when Paul Oakenfold worked his magic.

by sindazed March 17, 2005

speaker fucking

Verb phrase;

Standing right in front of the speakers, whether dancing or not. While it may feel really fucking good for the speaker fucker, this usually diminishes the sound quality for everyone else listening to the music and is generally frowned upon by those who do not speaker fuck. Side-effects of speaker fucking generally include eventual deafness, desensitization to vibration, and feeling really fucking good while you're doing it.

I was speaker fucking for the last ten tracks and my bones are still quakin' from the bass shakin'

by Professor Phlex April 6, 2010

Speaker Knockerz

A rapper from South Carolina who made amazing songs before his death. His real name is Derek McAllister. He recorded and produced his own music. He unfortunately died in 2014 due to a heart attack.

Jon: “Bro you know who Speaker Knockerz?”
Quan: “Yah man Rest In Peace he was the Goat.”

by JonnyHalope December 15, 2019

Speaker of the Mouse

The parallel being to the Speaker of the House who exists only in Disneyland or Disneyworld.

We will now put the final vote on whether or not to silence Mr. DeSantis to the Speaker of the Mouse.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

speaker vomit

The annoying noise that comes from the speaker when it is not working properly. (Feedback, static, etc..)

I have a headach now because of all this speaker vomit.

by EvilPancake November 28, 2005

Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.

Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!

by stereo_world February 11, 2009