Spalaing

To Spala: The act of intentionally clicking a spoiler that you know you should not be clicking.

Originating from Discord user LucidDreamingEnigma#2309 (Spala) who just can't not click any spoiler she sees.

Shit, I accidentally spala'd that... That kinda ruins the twist of the series :/

I've been spalaing too much lately... I should really get into the habit of not clicking every spoiler I see :/

by Exeos September 30, 2020

David Spading

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.

When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.

by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020

spandling

when you let your dogs out and wear sandles while wearing a studious piece of denim(pants)
sandles+pants=spandle

what the fuck bro the teacher is spandling rn

by candle+paperpack January 30, 2023

man-spading

The art of man-spading is to work on developing a bromance with another guy. You must use your 'spade' and dig if you want a bromance to form.

"I so want this job, but it's going to take some man-spading to win over the big boss"

"I did some solid man-spading in order to set this meeting up. These guys love me now."

by lowrey7 March 22, 2014

North Paulding

A school made up of a bunch of white pieces of shits and a bunch of loud and obnoxious black people. All the athletes expect to go D1 but are highkey dogshit. Now, you would think "why would anyone want to go there", but when you look at the other schools within a 20 mile radius, you realize that its not that bad. A typical Tuesday at North Paulding includes cheerleaders saying the hard R over napkins, emo girls who no one knows trying to blow up the school, the smell of freshmen wearing too much fucking axe and mint juul pods, a hot combination of STDs that you couldnt even fathom, and, most importantly, a science teacher who's into student/teacher sex.

"Bro, don't hit that, shes from North Paulding. There's no telling what shes put in that"

by Help im stuck in the closet September 16, 2019

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008

Mud-Spudding

The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.

My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.

My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.

Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding

Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.

by Thahash March 3, 2019