Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

spagasm

an orgasm achieved while in a 107 degree spa when it is already over 100 degrees outside after diving in an 8.5 foot pool for change. you'll feel a chill and then... spagasm.

*chill* ahhh *spagasm*

by A & E July 25, 2006

Sargasm

Sargasm is when you use sarcasm in the perfect way, place, time, and group of people.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.

Destini: Dude, that sarcasm was PERFECT for just now

Bob: Yea, that was an absolute sargasm.

by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017

Stargasm

When you geek out at the mention of anything Star Wars related.

Andy:lol Look at my light saber -wink- -Wink-

Jerry:Omg Luke Skywakerrrrrrr @-@

Jake: Ew....you gave him a stargasm

by McninjaGstatussz December 6, 2010

Sargasm

Like faking it, but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.

"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."

by CSteel December 2, 2004

Spasgasm

When during masturbation, ejaculation causes you to have a seizure or a spastic attack

"Dude, last night I heard my brother having a spasgasm while masturbating"

by Mattu_Farlygard March 12, 2010

sporgasm

A sudden orgasm while reading anything about the upcoming game "Spore" by EA.

"Oh, Christy, look." "Spore will be released September 7, 2008"
"Auuuahg, ooo, ooo, ooo, AHHHHH!"
"WTF???"
"Sorry, I had a Sporgasm."

by SporgasmRus May 4, 2008