(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
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by A & E July 25, 2006
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Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017
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Jake: Ew....you gave him a stargasm
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Jake: Ew....you gave him a stargasm
by McninjaGstatussz December 6, 2010
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"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."
by CSteel December 2, 2004
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"Auuuahg, ooo, ooo, ooo, AHHHHH!"
"WTF???"
"Sorry, I had a Sporgasm."
"Auuuahg, ooo, ooo, ooo, AHHHHH!"
"WTF???"
"Sorry, I had a Sporgasm."
by SporgasmRus May 4, 2008
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