spants

long shorts, reach at least 3 inches under knee, worn by street rats who think shorts shorter than that are feminine.

"Those spants are awesome man."

by Senor Quives April 6, 2004

spantastic

A word used by some social circles to describe the some what pleasing feeling of Spandex on ones crotch. Can also be used to describe anything which feels, or is, good.

"That drink was spantastic!"
"That outfit looks spantastic!"

by Kelash January 12, 2005

take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

shantz

Longer then shorts, shorter then pants. Likely a couple inches below the knee.

Hey, that dude's wearing capris....nope, those are shantz.

by bo jangles March 6, 2004

Spantaculous

adj. A word that, youtube personality, Dan Brown invented in his January 18, 2010 vlogvetica video. It is used to describe something that is epic, fantastic, spectacular, or fabulous.

"That is the spantaculous thing that I'm going to do to end this video."

by Supersmith420 January 19, 2010

spätzle

A Southern German variant of pasta, also known as, the best item of food in Germany and virtually, the entire planet. Anyone who has tried it, and dislikes it, is a braindead simp.

Spätzle ist lecker, oder?
Nein alter, es ist absolut scheiß.
Hat jemand eine pistole?

Translation:

Spätzle is nice, isn't it?
No man, it's absolute shit.
Does anyone have a gun?

by GamRi March 1, 2020

Spant

Someone who uses the word "simp" way too much/out of context. These people are usually trend followers and its not uncommon to see them in reddit posts or youtube comment sections. They don't understand that "simp" has a specific definition and they just use it to aggravate every male who happens to be polite to a female in any way.

Mike: "Dude I just realized the waitress at this establishment is so polite and she even remembers my orders every time I come in, I should tip her or maybe even ask her out!"

Jake: "Ha, Simp"

Mike: "Shut up spant, calling people simps isn't going to make you look noble or get you laid".

by Spantacular September 7, 2020