Spanner

an absolute unit hes so sexy and fit and he has a big willy also all the ladies love him incuding kayleigh franklin, he is noodle head and cum jizz kayleigh is grafting with someone she wants to shlob on his knob like corn on the cob kayleigh needs to SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPP nigger

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by Wezelgumage January 24, 2022

spanner in the waves

TO PRESENT AN OBSTACLE; TO CAUSE A PROBLEM FOR SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.

MAN CITY HAVE PUT A SPANNER IN THE WAVES

by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

Spanner Water

Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'

John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*

by <<<SexyAlexy>>> December 24, 2005

Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.

That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.

by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007

spanner in the works

a problem that comes totally out of the blue and ruins a set plan.

"OI is johnny coming round to the pub?"
"Nah his girlfriend has a cold so hes has to stay home and look after her"
"Thats a spanner in the works isnt it"

by DonaIdTrump March 7, 2017

SPANNER-CRAB

When tweakers are completely munted out of their minds the fucking spanners arms end up turning in to crab claws and look like total dick heads

Oi Emily, Check out that totally munted SPANNER-CRAB , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. WANNA BE RAVER. UGHHH FUCKING TWEAKERS

by SHMEXI November 30, 2016

spanner weather

weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.

it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.

by Bondiki October 13, 2008