clit spanked

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.

Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!

clit spanked by Tony56 October 2, 2013

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panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

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Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

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Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.

"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"

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Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.

Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!

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Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!

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Meaning you have been verbally served with words.

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