Saucy Sammy

When your friend named “Sam” has achieved the right to be dubbed with a dope title

Sam- “Hey man, I can pay for your lunch today, I gotchu”

Friend of Sam- “You have achieved the title ‘Saucy Sammy’”

by saucyg July 13, 2020

Sammy Love

When your ex-girlfriend acquires a fake social media account to publicly shame you. Usually because said ex-girlfriend is crazy as shit. Like so crazy the Judge gave custody to the father, just because even he knows she is bat-shit crazy.

I won custody of my son and now my ex is pulling a "Sammy Love" on me.. spreading lies about me on facebook.

by ToyBuddha March 8, 2017

clammy shammy

When the vag has secreted an excessive amount of discharge in the panties, making the female feel moist and swampish for most of he day.

"Mmmm gurl, I gots ta go change my panties because I got myself a clammy shammy"

"Gurl my shammy be so clammy on dis hot day"

by DPOOKERS January 6, 2010

ipod spamming

Uploading fake, corrupt, or blank audio files to file-sharing networks in an attempt to discourage unauthorized downloads.

"I downloaded 14 Eminem tunes and they're all screeches or blanks!"

"Sony must be iPod spamming again."

by Hugh Johnson August 24, 2005

like-spamming

Like Spamming is the act of going to a friend's Facebook page and "Liking" everything on their wall. The next time they log in, they'll have a ton of notifications and so will the people who posted on their wall.

Someone was like-spamming my facebook wall today and now I have 25 notifications. wtf.

by Apollo12345 April 17, 2010

The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010

Shammy

An obnoxiously cynical Owl that makes YouTube videos and, despite popular belief, does in fact have an upload schedule. Well known for his Game Reviews and "2 Dollars, 10 Games." video.

1. Damn I miss HIIMCAPSLOCK ... that Shammy guy is so mainstream.
2. "I wanna fuck the Krogan.." - Shammy

by Pepestein April 28, 2017