Houston Sparkler

When your partner performs oral sex on you whilst having pop-rocks in their mouth, creating a tingling sensation which can be quite pleasurable.

Me: Bro, this chick gave me a Houston Sparkler last night.

Bro: Shit, I just got a regular BJ.

Me: Rough, bro.

by da howla January 25, 2011

face spackle

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.

Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.

by Burque' January 11, 2009

human spackle

The act of finishing off on a girls face and then using your dick to smear your recently departed swimmers all over her face.

She was giving a great BJ so I covered her face in my Human Spackle.

by Matt_Foley* May 30, 2014

cleveland spackle

1. The effect of fecal particles expelled from one's anus during explosive diarrhea.

2. the act of covering a surface with fecal particles in a pattern resembling spackle

"Dude, watch out for the cleveland spackle in that toilet stall".
"While she was giving me a rim job I gave her a cleveland spackle. Ha, Ha, it was so narsty".

by akinej February 27, 2011

Butt Spackle

The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.

Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023