Spackle

When someone misplaces your casual reading glasses

Where are my glasses? I thought I put them in this glasses case?!

No, I put them in your other glasses case. Sorry, I spackled you.

by rosemaylodge July 5, 2012

Spackled

Accidentally getting drunk.

I got so spackled last night. Damn.

by Kal Kriptic February 19, 2011

Spackling

When one ejaculate's on their partner's face and spreads it in a circular motion with their penis.

"I did a great spackling job last night"

by Big Tuna82 March 1, 2012

spackling

if u fart when u have a sweaty ass-crack your ring makes a spackling sound

i fucking spackling!

by lewi-p December 6, 2003

spackling

V. to spackle, to poo just a bit and let it rub ur undergarment (leaving a stain; skid mark) before letting it retreat back into the lower colon.

also

to bend over a sleeping partner and spread you but cheeks and let the poo poke out and rub (leaving a brown mark) on thier nose before leting it retreat into the lower colon.

man i needed to "drop the kids off" so bad last night i splaked on my girlfriends face!

ohh man i need to shit soo bad im spackling in my superman outfit!

by xXBaHZoRsXx May 30, 2009

Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.

Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole

by maMFz11 January 15, 2019

Spooge-spackled

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.

My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?

by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010