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spackle the ceiling

1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.
2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that
by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017
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spackle pops

Defecating in a state of diarrhea creating spherical, random-sized pieces of excrement.
1. Keith had an embarrising case of the spackle pops.
2. "You'd better cook that chicken a little longer or you'll be having spackle pops after supper."
3. "Matt!", his mother exclaimed. "We don't eat the spackle pops!"
4. After waiting ten minutes for the bathroom to become available, Brandon thought to himself. "Man. Must be a bad case of the spackle pops."
by Brando November 17, 2004
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Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.
"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."
by asswip'e October 19, 2007
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spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.
1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie
by BdazzL January 6, 2007
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Spackle Ass

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.
I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.
by SweetBill December 28, 2005
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Spackle Tackle

A bedroom move that occurs when the male wants to ejaculate on the female, but she ain't having it. The move is characterized by the man holding down (sometimes actually tackling) the woman, just so he can spray on her.
Female: That was some great sex but I could have done with out the spackle tackle at the end.

Male: Yeah, I gotta stop doing that.
by Doo Brown March 30, 2007
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Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.
Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.
by Blind Clown August 13, 2010
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