spotted dick

A boiled British pudding that may be purchased tinned.

Is this the first time you have had a can full of spotted dick?

by Obiwankenorchid September 3, 2006

sorted

v. From English slang terminology. 1. To be sorted. To be under the influence of ecstacy. Broader uses include being under the influence of other drugs and also being equiped with ecstacy (or other substances) 2. To be organised. To have things in order.
3. syn. for cool or wicked.

1. (in a club)"easy mate, you havin' a good night"
"yeah im fuckin' sorted bruv!!"

2. "I've got to get my taxes sorted by tuesday."

3. "can you hook me up with that program you use for editing songs?"
"yeah, sure"
"sorted!"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

Spotted-cock

Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.

"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit

by Xandria.g January 10, 2013

Sorted Out

Getting your lights smacked out by someone else because you did something wrong.

''Hey, what on earth did you do in the pub last Friday? Bob, you need to get yourself sorted out!''

by 147mphonaA4sheet February 8, 2013

spotted

the word spotted stands for when your hole is palpitating and leaking because of someone.

Matt: Shut up bozo.
Deven: Omg u make me so spotted.....

by purrrrrrdspotted June 8, 2021

spotted

When you message someone via your choice of social media, and they've read your message but do absolutely nothing with their social media for an extremely long time.

Bob: Hello, Jim!
Jim: *reads the message but does not respond to Bob and supposedly does not interact in any other way on that social media*
Bob: Man, I hate getting spotted by Jim...

by ThoughtsDeeperThanCuts December 3, 2014

enemy spotted

When you dress up and roll play as the FPS game known as CS:GO and have spotted an enemy.

Terrorist one: Enemy Spotted
Terrorist two: Roger That

by Humpty Your Rumpty June 15, 2016