Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

slunking

To hesitate or put off doing something you should do.

You need to stop slunking with that situation!!

by DGS NAS June 23, 2010

Splunk

A mixture of spunk and splooge. This is formed by the combined semen during a bukkake session.

Dude, I can't believe she drank that glass of splunk after we blasted on her face.

by Raindance! August 29, 2014

Slunking

The act of sledding while drunk.

Friend 1: Snowday today! what should we do?

Friend 2: Let's go slunking.

Friend 1: Hell yeah

by LeahandHailey February 12, 2010

Slunker

A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)

Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!

by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

Splunker

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.

It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!

by Grondinelli January 24, 2009

Sounko

To suck ones own peen

"oh man i just pulled a sounko" said the fgt to his he-bitch

by Anonymous October 27, 2003