Sofa

The commie term for an American couch

Hail father Russia, let's sit on the sofa to celebrate communism.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

Sofa

Sofa means a thing that you put your ass on.

Worker: “Hey do you want to buy a sofa”

Buyer: “Oh yeh thanks!”

by URBAN DICTIONARY WRITER 101 March 23, 2022

SOFA

SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)

He's SOFA!

by hather88 January 13, 2023

sofa king stew peed

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

Sofa Circuit

The couch crasher develops a sofa circuit of sympathetic or co-dependent friends' places with sofas to crash on. Only losers do the sofa circuit, because they are perpetually broke and too lazy to get a regular job and live a responsible life.

Tim has been on the sofa circuit for a year, crashing at different friends' places till they get sick of him and kick him out, then he moves on to the next friend's sofa.

by Sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

sofa surfing

Living or traveling rent free by sleeping on the sofa of friends or relatives.

I saved a bunch of money by sofa surfing my vacation across the country.

by josjr May 31, 2007

Sofa Butt

The pain you get in your ass from sitting on it all day. Discomfort can also be in the lower back.

This was referenced in S06 E21 of the popular TV Show "New Girl" (2011-2018) when Jessica Day, suffering from heartbreak, refused to leave the house.

"Let's just get you out of this house"
"Yeah, right"
"Well what are you going to do? You're gonna sit on this couch all day long? You'll get sofa butt. C'mon, let's go get some ice cream."

by Abhay The Great June 11, 2019