Socket Baller

A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.

There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."

by Arnold Ziffel December 15, 2008

socket love

The act of making love to an eye socket.

Hey there Mr. Skull...you look like you could use some socket love.

by 13 March 26, 2003

Socket Blocker

Similar to "Plugthug: someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities". Leaning towards people in non-electric vehicles parking in charging/parking spaces designated for EV vehicles, can also apply to anyone in an EV spot if you are searching for a place to charge.

"Hey Baby, we might need to charge the car in order to make it home"
"OK, we can go and charge at the store for a while, unless some socket blocker is in the way"

by TXBeardMaster April 20, 2015

Socket Bag

The term "Socket Bag" is derived from "Tea Bag." "Socket Bagging" is the act of placing each testicle in your scrotum on the Eye Socket(s) of your partner – hence the name, "Socket Bag."

If that dumb bitch doesn't stop staring at my best friend, I'm going to socket bag her.

Man, I'm about to socket bag that bitch, and she won't even see it cumin'!

by Nezom July 13, 2007

Socket Rocket

The act of poking a person in the eye (socket) with one's penis.

Zach: We should totally chalk for fraternity rush.
Paul: Dude, shut up with your terrible ideas or i'll socket rocket you!!!

by littlenis May 1, 2009

socket wrench

The act of tying down a girl's arms and legs, wherein she believes that she will be pleasured. As soon as she is completely immobile, you grab her titties, twist 'em as hard as you can and RUN!

(usually used as a retaliation measure)

Man, I found out that bitch was cheating on me, and she never said a word! To get back at her, i tied her down one and socket-wrenched the hell out of her!

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

socket rientist

a person who is normally airheaded/ditzy/dense, but occasionally comes up with things only a rocket scientist could dream of, ie) an idiot savant.

Even though Nicole never remembers to tie her shoes, her theory on the symbiosis of the evolution of jazz and the repeal of Prohibition really proves she's socket rientist.

by Red Shoes March 2, 2007