by eh.78438497423896537598639824 October 23, 2010
Get the sbwtsc mug.The act of masturbating while sobbing after which a person either realizes that they are lonely, or that the male/female they are interested in is with another person or not interested in them.
I wanted to hang out with people this weekend, but all of my friends are out with their significant others....I guess I'll just stay home and sobturbate.
by thedirtyjerz November 11, 2011
Get the sobturbate mug.Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.
Me: I hate alcohol
Boozer: Ok Sobetard
Me: What is that
Boozer: Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.
Me: oh sorry
Boozer: now yuo see...
Boozer: Ok Sobetard
Me: What is that
Boozer: Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.
Me: oh sorry
Boozer: now yuo see...
by truthdefintion September 8, 2021
Get the Sobetard mug.An amalgamation of "shit the bed" and "what the fuck" - when either of the two do not capture the amount of surprise you are feeling.
Jack: dude check out this hot ass porn i found
Billy: wtf dude isnt that your moms room?
Jack: stbwtf
Billy: DUDE WERE U JACKIN IT TO YOUR MOM'S PORN!?
Billy: wtf dude isnt that your moms room?
Jack: stbwtf
Billy: DUDE WERE U JACKIN IT TO YOUR MOM'S PORN!?
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