Soaking

Cock warming but for Mormon mfs

Mormon: Wanna do some soaking?
Regular Sigma Chad: it's cock warming stupid mormon

by Ston3rBon3r September 28, 2021

Super Soaker Surprise

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

by Ed December 17, 2004

Shakenya

The best friend you will ever have. The girl who will not only stick up for you, but raise your spirits when you are down, always makes sure you're included, and will make you laugh even if you wanna cry. Though they may be a bit stubborn, Shakenyas never cease to amaze and are some of the most hilarious and pretty people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Shakenya, hold onto her because she is da bomb.com and she needs to know. Love ya shak! 😉

Woahhhh thst girl is so cool!
Uhhh duh she is, that's Shakenya!

by Heyitsanonymous June 5, 2016

gravy soaker

The towel or t-shirt used to mop up your woman's back after you ejaculate

Hand me that gravy soaker, I dropped a big load on your back.

by Aloushishwish Snozzlegoggan March 20, 2014

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin

Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking

by Jwaching July 21, 2016

the Snakening

When your friend turns out to not be who you thought him/her to be, at all, and starts "ssss"-ing like a snake.

Friend A: How could you do this to us?
Friend B: Yea...how?
Snake: Cause I'm a snake??...
Friend C: Ahh...there it is...THE SNAKENING...

by flyingz January 31, 2020