Snowy Egret

A middle aged woman with long bird like legs who enjoys catching cum in her overgrown pubic hair.

This elusive creature can be found in or near ourdoor bars, poolside cabanas, nude beaches, and can usually be idenitfied by unique characteristics such as; dirty tattoos, unaturally died hair, skid marks on her knees and an insistence that pubic hair is sexy.

I saw a Jimmy Buffet cover band at Whiskey Joe's last night and after the show I shagged this stork and she turned out to be a Snowy Egret.

by The WL March 22, 2011

Snowmy

The most amazing cutest thing anyone has EVER seen. He has a little green hat and scarf. Everybody loves him. He has three little buttons on his stomach. sometimes known as nowmy.

"Man, i love snowmy"

by Megan123456789000000987654 January 6, 2012

snowy frenchfry

a penis with cocaine on top of it

Heather loved brian's snowy frenchfry, she such a coke head!

by Dick Nasty July 26, 2005

snowy molson

The act of using a beer bottle to masturbate a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Tom couldn't return the bottle he used to give Heather a snowy molson because you can't recycle yeast infection.

by Tom, Neil, Bill, Jon May 19, 2007

snowy tracks

when you ejaculate on a girl's shiny braces on her teeth

I'm sorry, officer i didn't realize she was underage. I only went out with her because I wanted to give her snowy tracks.

by Lukeabf September 10, 2009

Snowy Peaks

While having a plop start to have a wank, (because a mans g-spot is in his arse). After having a plop, stand and face your choccy mountain and then proceed to blow your snowy load all over the peak of your plop. look closely, it resembles the snowy peaks of a mountain.

After Norma refused to give Boris a blow job whilst fingering his ring, Boris proceeded to the toilet. After he had finished he called Norma in to view the picturesque scenery of his snowy peaks.

by slix33 March 23, 2011

snopey

(adj.) describes a person who habitually checks forwarded emails, and who subsequently rebuts them publicly if they turn out to be hoaxes.

Don't send that email about the missing kid to Jen; she is really snopey.

by Nayana February 22, 2008