snortingshire

snortingshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortingshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortingshire."

synonyms: snortshire, hooverland.

by mave73 May 8, 2008

Colorado Beer Snort

The act of snorting the foam that pops up when you crack your pabst

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna do a colorado beer snort with me?
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!

*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now

by bob saget 420 May 29, 2011

snorton

The word "snorton" has derrived from the family name "morton" mixed with a weekend of drug abuse. This unhumain creature can usually be found hibernating under beds. It is thought that while the snorton is doing this, he has the ability to outstreach his arm and reach for various items to aid his drug habit. The snorton has recently been spotted in in places such as the mansfield, butlins, leeds and doncaster areas in nothing less than an absolute pickle. Due to his lack of co-ordination and indecissiveness, it is very hard to find common grounds with the snorton and usually ends up in exessive swearing and general agressive behaviour. If the snorton was to be compared to any animal, it would be a snake due to his undescribable behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. The snortons other social activites also include football hooliganism, racism and of course snorting!

Is that a snorton i see under my bed?

by durk diggler January 3, 2008

snort-bortion

Snorting so much coke or meth on a bender (or a great weekend) you have an abortion.

"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"

by Macadoo July 19, 2018

Snorchlezonched

A cool or awesome thing/noun

Person 1: Wouldn't urban dictionary be totally snorchlezonched if it added the word snorchlezonched
Person 2: Totally

by Based and Snorchlezonched October 18, 2023

Gooch Snort

A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.

Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.

Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.

by The Padre October 27, 2009

snortle

The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.

1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*

by BeeCan November 7, 2006