german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals

"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"

by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007

Snorlax

A Normal type Pokemon that looks like a sleeping panda that just eats and sleeps. In the Kanto region, its sleeping body will prevent you from going to certain areas and can only be awoken by a Pokeflute that you get from Mr. Fuji after saving him from Team Rocket in the Pokemon Tower at Lavender Town.

If you get one in a Wonder Trade, expect it to be named "YourMom" with a Burn Heal.
Snorlax weighs 1,014 lbs and is around. It can have the ability Thick Fat (Recieves 1/2x damage from Fire and Ice type moves) or Immunity (Cannot be poisoned)
Most people will call others "Snorlax" which means a morbidly obese person.

Trainer 1: I was trying to get to Fuchsia City but a sleeping Pokemon is in the way.
Trainer 2: Oh, you mean that Snorlax? I hope it moves out of the way someday. I want to get my Fog Badge.

by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017

Winking Snorlax

The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.

It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.

Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"

Terry - "Swag"

by twizzlaaaaaaa January 1, 2012

Brown Snake Snorkler

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

dork snorkler

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Snorlax Diet

When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."

Last night when he was home alone, Sam decided to go on the Snorlax Diet.

by vine-whip November 12, 2011

snorlaxophobe

A deep and dislike to snorlaxes. Snorlaxophobes know they should not spend most of their time thinking of snorlaxes, but they do.

Brad: I made a snorlax wink last night
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016