Snootch

To sneak past someone/something

Joe Baker snootched past the alligator in the swamp

by Thatguywhohasaname May 22, 2018

Gooba Snootch

Someone who watches Jersey Shore and thinks they hear fire alarms going off when they aren't.

"Kristin was such a Gooba Snootch and tried to save my life"

by Kaeghan January 21, 2010

Snootch

A skinny panooch. Skinny pussy, no lips.

That girl has a snootch.

by Gabeth May 18, 2014

Snootch

To grab or take, often jokingly or sneakily, and usually with exaggerated motion. Can be thought of as a goofy pronunciation of snatch (verb).

Very similar to yoink, as both are often spoken aloud by the doer while performing the action. In contrast to yoink, snootch implies a level of feigned secrecy or pretending to be unnoticed. After snootching something, a person may then abscond with what they snootched.

Girlfriend: *leans in close, sneakily takes a french fry from their partner's plate* "Snootch", she says as she takes it, then quickly eats the fry.

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*Playing capture the flag* "Snootch", one says aloud into voice chat as they grab the flag from the opposing team's base.

by SFrinlan November 23, 2022

Snootch

A smooch delivered to a snoot, most commonly on a doggo.

I greet my doggo with snootches and roobs every day when I come home.

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Snootch

The area between a penis and a ballsack

Snootch me baby. Meaning please tickle the area between my penis and ball sack. Also popular with the snootching crowd is purchasing a pair of 3/4 pants with a double stitched felt hole for easy Snootch access.

by Ben Summerfield December 20, 2023

Snootch

Snootch is the area between the penis and ball sack.

I want to be snooched baby, meaning please tickle my area between the penis and ball sack. You can also purchase a pair of 3/4 shorts with a double stiched Snootch hole for snootching from Etsy.

by Ben Summerfield December 20, 2023