smokers thumb

The inevitable callus that forms from smoking too many bowls with a bad lighter.

"This lighter fuckin' sucks! I'm gonna have a bad case of smokers thumb tomorrow..."

by Xobeht December 25, 2007

Smokers Tree

A tree located in Eugene, OR at sheldon highschool called the "Smokers Tree". Over the years it has become place where all the stoner kids gather before, after, and in between classes to socialize and enjoy a cigg or two.

smoker: "hey, meet me at the tree"

nonsmoker: "i've seen you over by the smokers tree before...."

by somerandomasskid March 3, 2008

Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

Closet Smoker

Someone who smokes (nicotine mainly but it could really be anything)but not to the knowledge of others (partners, family members or friends.) Someone who keeps it very much in the dark and are usually obsessively defensive about the fact that they do indeed smoke. They often deny it while contradicting themselves with passing comments, behavioral pattern's and mannerism that resemble a smoker.

Surrounded by smokers, her eyes gleamed like a closet smoker} who craved a cigarette.

by smokerandproud14 November 15, 2016

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

pole smoker

Somebody who sucks dick

Damn, Abhi is such a pole smoker

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Smoker's Teeth

A reference to the fact that semen is not a pure white color, but an off white color. A person who doesn't smoke would have pure white teeth, but a smoker's teeth would be off white.

Also coined as a gaming term, used when you have defeated your opponent; referencing that you have defiled your opponent by busting a load of man gravy on their face.

I busted smoker's teeth on that dude's face when I got a headshot on him in Resistance: Fall of Man.

You are about to get some smoker's teeth after I own you at Modern Warfare 2.

by BiggChief61 December 6, 2010