snockered

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...

After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.

by SLU August 23, 2004

boaby socket

Female genitalia (Vagina). Sometimes used as a disparaging term in relation to someone's stupid behaviour. Relates to the Scottish slang boaby (penis) and equates to calling someone a fanny.

I cannae stand Billy. He's a total boaby socket!

by Iain D August 17, 2006

Lemony Snicket

A game in which the players squeeze lemon juice into eachothers urethras as a test of strength and will power. The last person to quit is considered the toughest of the group.

Lemony Snicket A game often played by hipsters at the upstairs portion of a bar where one of their friends works as the tender and spends all his time supplying lemons to idiots instead of making drinks.

by Andrew DICE Clay October 21, 2013

Hot Socket

To lift up a lover's eyelid and slide your tongue above and around their eyeball, into the socket.

I gave Tom a Hot Socket the other day, and boy was it salty!

by MackMilkHuntMDBenSolm May 7, 2010

Lemony Snicket

A series of unfortunate events

guy #1: I've had a horrible day; I failed my test, got a flat tire and then my gf broke up with me.

guy #2: dude, what a Lemony Snicket

by Eh! Dean-o May 27, 2010

Mexican Socket Set

An adjustable open end wrench. (Crescent wrench).

That sorry ass mechanic must have worked on my car with a mexican socket set. All the bolts are rounded off.

by Elephino November 30, 2003

ball and socket

A ball and socket occurs when one bro goes in for the fist and the reciprocating bro acts as if he is gona bump too, but instead grabs the bros fist and shakes in a pivoting motion making for an awkward moment. Thus the ball and socket has been created.

Bro 1: Fuck yea! (Goes for the fist bump)

Bro 2: (secretly going in for the bro move with alterior motives, and grabs the fist and shakes)

Bro 1: awe shit man the ol' Ball and Socket!

by alaskan braj April 29, 2014