The Sneezer

The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.

I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.

by Greg Curtis April 6, 2003

Sleeve Sneezer

One who sneezes into their sleeve. This is symbolic of a respectful person

Harold is such a sleeve sneezer. He just held the door for 8 people going into the store

by dylanpeesonpants October 6, 2010

PBR Sneezer

Farting the day after drinking to many PBRs

I got the PBR Sneezers bad today

by SeanyTsunami May 14, 2018

sneezer

A word/method used to get someones attention.

"Hey sneezer! over here!"

by Christopher J. Bradley November 4, 2003

Sneezer

A sneezer is someone who tries way too hard to fit in. Typically many of the things that come out of a sneezers mouth are unneccesary, forced, and flat out embarassing. They often times try and build inside jokes with you that you want no part of yet they proceed to bother you because they so badly want to be cool and accepted. A sneezer can also be used to define somebody who is lanky, goofy, and flat out resembles a penis.

Sneezer: Hey man, whats the dealio-yo?

You: Nothing sneezer, now get the fuck out of my face and far away from me.

Sneezer: Alright sounds good bro, we should hang out later!

You: No we should not

Sneezer: Ah thats cool, I will call you later dogg.

You: Dont bother sneezer, and if you do I will kill your dog and then drown you in its blood.

by soshakethem23 July 2, 2009

sneezer

an allergen that causes sneezing.

Pollen could be a sneezer for some.

by uttam maharjan August 21, 2012

sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for somewhone who tends to sneeze a lot even thought they don't have any visible allergies

my dad is such a sneezer-tweezer and I make fun of him for that reason.

by Sexydimma September 6, 2013