Dick Sneezing

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

Cheese Sleeving

The act of coating your fist in Bach cheese and then viciously fisting a person.

As soon as they bent over, the cheese sleeving began.

by TheCheesesSleever October 17, 2018

Sneezing Webster

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.

First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."

by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009

speeving

Telling a false story to someone in hopes of tricking or deceiving them.

"Hey listen to Bill speeving over there."

"I told Tanisha she looked hot today, but I was only speeving her."

by Greg Eckman November 15, 2005

Mr snelling

Works at Guiseley high school is the biggest nonce and likes birds (apart from seagulls they apparently don’t exist) if you disagree with him he stares at you and fingers your bum hole overall he is the standard bald nonce and he is from down south so he is “hard” so you “shouldn’t mess with me”

mr snelling is a world class nonce that works as a business teacher at Guiseley high school

by User847474838 February 26, 2020

Steepling

Verb.
The act of putting your fingertips together, most likely to indicate thoughtfulness.

So named because this action makes one's hands look vaguely like a steeple.

The following children's hand game shows an example of steepling:
This is the church; this is the steeple; open the doors, and there's all the people.

by Mysterious C June 22, 2006

speeling

A way of highlighting a spelling mistake

John: I'm goig too town latr
Jane: speeling!

by riga July 23, 2004