Sneezer

Sneezer means jail cell in Kinky Friedman's _noir_ fiction.

"...Ratso was in the sneezer (jail cell)." - Kinky Friedman, _God Bless John Wayne_ (1995), p. 163

by Neil Sapper June 2, 2008

Sneeger

Mix of Sneed and the hard R nword

Shut up retard sneeger

by Sneedlover January 3, 2022

Sneezer

Someone who dispels their opinions when they are not asked. They say things under their breath, say things to sting other people out of context, or when it is unnecessary. Often someone who is possessed by their own narcissism. They have good opinions they must tell you about. They step into any discussion and tell you what they are thinking.

All the media hosts are sneezers; no one really cares what they think but they say it anyway.

by SNEEZER123 February 8, 2022

Semen Sneezer

n. a statement implying that someone sucks so much cock, their bodily fluids have been replaced by semen.

v. the act of sneezing semen.

Look at that hosehound, i bet that bitch just SNEEZES semen!

Fuck you!
Bitch!
Asshole!
Cunt!
Dick!
Semen sneezer!
*speachless*

by BrAcK6 November 7, 2009

Skeefer

meaning dirty / scummy person

james sullivan is such a skeefer.

by alexa September 30, 2004

Burrito Sneezer

you shit in one of the girls nostrils after ass sex then jizz in the other then open your mouth in front of her nose when she sneezes

Man I had the greatest Burrito Sneezer yesterday.

I wanna get a Burrito Sneezer from Mrs. Miklosky.

by Kip and Caolan January 12, 2005

The Sneezer

The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.

I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.

by Greg Curtis April 6, 2003