snatchvatch

on a long night when there is some mucking of the barn without some brushing of the teeth.

hey dude throw in some gum, you have some serious snatchvatch.

by ...........//..../././....//,, October 31, 2011

Snatchlatching

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

I totally want to get with that guy and Julia is totally snatchlatching me!

by Shagthefab May 24, 2013

Snatch patch

The act of pussy blocking your female friends

Bitch I'm going to snatch patch you later... bitch. I swear you better pussy block me

by Steven r riyce May 18, 2016

snatchathalon

1.) The act of getting as much poonani as possible in a single weekend.
2.) Also pounding as much vag as one can humanly stand.
3.) Beating the pink taco until the meat goes raw.
4.) To line women up and thrust one full stroke of the penis into each vag as fast as possible. Usually done in competition with others.

I pounded 32 redheads in the snatchathalon.

by shaguilar April 12, 2008

Snatchquatch

A girl who has a terrible hairy pussy

Like Omfg did you see that girl with the green jacket i heard she was a Snatchquatch

by RavenVanity March 11, 2011

snatchpatty

An insult used to describe a mistress or ho that provides a lousy (albeit free) piece of tail.
Similar to a booty call although the snatchpatty is not attractive and has no other redeeming qualities other than availability and cheapness.

She ain't my baby mama, she just my snatchpatty.
He won't commit to her, she's just a snatchpatty.

by daytonastormer July 19, 2017

snatchstach

A man or womans mustasche primarily derived from the pubes a a prostitute.

I just ate that hookers cooter out and. My snatchstach smells downright putrid.cooter

by Scrapeotomy January 6, 2018