Swammered

To get hammered while swimming, so hammered that when you get out, it still feels like your are swimming.

We got swammered at the pool today, so swammered Bernie fell over getting out of the pool.

by BTones81 April 25, 2019

stemmered

Pissed as fuck, nothing more, nothing less

Last night I was fuckin stemmered.

Andy was stemmered after he necked those chasers.

by Gavski (Gav W) November 30, 2006

Shmammered

The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.

I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered

by William Bradford II September 4, 2009

Shmammered

To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered

Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.

by Hucked88 February 18, 2008

summered

A way to describe how one spends or has spent the summer months. A term most often used by those of affluence.

Last year my mate and I summered in New Jersey.

by Michael Papuga January 10, 2006

sommered

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation

kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...

by Garbage Han-Garbage May 15, 2009

Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008