Snarkology 101

1. Introduction to the study of the phenomenon of Snark and it's impact on modern society.

2. The study of all things snarky

1. "Sorry Father Flannigan, I couldn't make it to mass on Sunday because I had to finish up my paper on Snarkology 101."

2. Poor Bess awoke one morning only to realize that her mind had become obsessed with the unrelenting need to comprehend the prickly underbelly of a life gone snarky.

by Leocadia de la Snarkopolia November 6, 2007

Snackoclock

The time of day that you consistently have a snack.

Steve asked, Judy what time is it?

She replied, It's 8:00pm, so it's Snackoclock!

by Bean1231 October 30, 2011

snackoma

When you so many snacks and have an overload and have to sleep them off.

My girlfriend was hungry and ate too many snacks and put herself into a snackoma for so long we missed dinner.

by Pkedfosho September 1, 2017

snakk

The incorrect spelling of snacc

Dumb person: She’s a snakk

Smart person: She’s a snacc

by Alwaysright1056d January 15, 2018

Snackortunities

The opportunity for a snack

With all the free samples in Costco, there are many snackortunities.

by I_win_ January 31, 2019

snackout

When you blackout trying to pick which snack to choose in a fastfood joint.

Oh man, I totally had a snackout at the maccies last night.

by r2d_G October 4, 2023

Snackoback

To have a snack whil lying on your back.

Yo man! He had a snackoback!

by Joel227 July 19, 2007