"Dude, did you hear what happened when he brought home fat chick from the bar? They had sex and he got smucked"
by Dan Price October 8, 2007
Get the Smucked mug.Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).
It is often used in question form, see example.
It is often used in question form, see example.
Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.
by Brausten November 1, 2012
Get the You ain't Smuckers mug.Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.
by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012
Get the Butt Smuckers mug."Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is non e of their smucking business." -Lisey's Story, pg 318.
by Laisa September 1, 2007
Get the smuck mug.Smoking Ganj while fucking.
When a couple smokes a blunt, bowl, bong or joint packed with marijuana together while also engaging in foreplay or sex.
When a couple smokes a blunt, bowl, bong or joint packed with marijuana together while also engaging in foreplay or sex.
by Harpoons&TowCables January 26, 2011
Get the Smucking mug.An extremely large thing that claims to be a girl yet has a beard, does too many drugs, and never has any clue what it's talking about now matter how much it claims to, and tries to set people up
by King of the Kentlands August 29, 2006
Get the smuckalopalus mug.(n.) A celebration that occurs once a year in the Smurf Village, where Smurfette has sex with ALL the Smurfs (save Vanity Smurf-cuz he's gay) and Papa Smurf videotapes. According to the movie "Donnie Darko", this is impossible because Smurfs don't have genitalia.
by Adobe Gillis June 2, 2007
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