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Smucked

When you get smushed during sex with a fat chick.
"Dude, did you hear what happened when he brought home fat chick from the bar? They had sex and he got smucked"
by Dan Price October 8, 2007
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You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.
Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.
by Brausten November 1, 2012
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Butt Smuckers

Delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus.
Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.
by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012
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smuck

A word used in place of 'fuck' by Scott Landon in Lisey's Story, a novel by Stephen King.
"Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is non e of their smucking business." -Lisey's Story, pg 318.
by Laisa September 1, 2007
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Smucking

Smoking Ganj while fucking.

When a couple smokes a blunt, bowl, bong or joint packed with marijuana together while also engaging in foreplay or sex.
We rolled a nasty fat blunt and then fucked in the backseat. I love smucking
by Harpoons&TowCables January 26, 2011
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smuckalopalus

An extremely large thing that claims to be a girl yet has a beard, does too many drugs, and never has any clue what it's talking about now matter how much it claims to, and tries to set people up
Cathleen: Hi
Me: Shut up you willy wonka blueberry eating smuckalopalus bitch
by King of the Kentlands August 29, 2006
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Smuckfest

(n.) A celebration that occurs once a year in the Smurf Village, where Smurfette has sex with ALL the Smurfs (save Vanity Smurf-cuz he's gay) and Papa Smurf videotapes. According to the movie "Donnie Darko", this is impossible because Smurfs don't have genitalia.
Yo, Brainy, I feel the Smuckfest in da air. Check it, Papa Smurf's loadin'-up the hand-cam...
by Adobe Gillis June 2, 2007
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