dorkish smorkish

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.

"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"

by alex December 1, 2004

smoshing

The art of slow-motion moshing.

A mix between moshing and slow.
smosh mosh slow

We were smoshing to the slower song at the rock concert.

by WooLyR December 9, 2008

cock smorgishboard

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.

Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday

by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

smorsis

The gooey inside of a roasted marshmallow

I smushed my s'more and the smorsis came oozing out.

by special friends December 4, 2011

smoshian

One who likes smosh

I'm a smoshian

by captainpickle December 3, 2014

smorki

A luxurious cloak that has magical powers of inducing immediate comfort and warmth upon its bearer. Fantastic aid for sick or hangover days. A must in any household.

Please pass the smorki I am a cold and broken shell of a human being.

by ouenben February 18, 2015

smornin’

Slang term for this morning.

I woke up smornin’ and made me some eggs.

by Cjb0109 May 29, 2020