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sloppy mommie

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.
"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.
by running out of patience January 5, 2008
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Sloppy Cake

When someone's rump is fat but not in a slim thick way; a sloppy way
"Yo she's got some sloppy cake! Oh hell nah!"
"I like myself a man with some ASS but I don't like no sloppy cake, just that good, tight, thick shit."
by onthatrealshit December 13, 2016
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Sloppy Pear

When you have green diarrhea and you release some into your partners mouth, then while releasing the rest into the toilet your partner is giving you head while using the diarrhea as lube!!!
My diarrhea was getting hard to bear so I asked my partner to give me a sloppy pear.
by Happy Willie January 12, 2011
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Sloppy Joe Buns

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.
That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.
by Sexytime4you June 2, 2016
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Sloppy Dan

Noun: A type of sandwich consisting of ground beef and a tomato-based sauce like Manwich served on a hamburger roll.
Person One: Can you brown some hamburger, please? Let's have Manwich for dinner.
Person two: Oh you mean, a Sloppy Dan?
by guysm1ley December 2, 2020
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sloppy mario

When a man sticks his dick in marinara sauce and then proceeds to throat fuck a girl
Jake just gave me the most amazing sloppy Mario last night
by Jim Jimmer November 7, 2021
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Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.
by Fucious March 12, 2015
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