Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for

person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop

by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

smoosh

A combination of smooch and squish. Usually a term of affection.

That kitten is so freaking adorable I just want to smoosh it half to death.

by whatevskies August 14, 2012

shooshpap

The practice of calming an enraged and/or depressed friend by shushing them while lightly stroking their face. This is not mere action, as the friend must try to place their positive emotions into the shooshpap and communicate it to them.

Whenever George gets mad, I shooshpap him until he calms his tits.

by Derarc October 20, 2011

Shooshanorti

An Armenian swear word. Most of the time, it's used to criticize an annoying, obese, emo, bitchy, fugly, brace-faced, cock sucking wannabe slut with freaky nails that loves drama and drags everyone in it. This individual bullshits about everything in life and denys it later on. This individual may also contain facial hair that rapidly grows in the area between her chin and neck.

John: "Woah, look at that ugly whore. I bet you i can get her to suck my dick for free!"
Fred: "Duhh, shes a shooshanorti!"

by Wordsaver May 5, 2009

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

Smoosh Smoosh

Snooki's (Nicole Polizzi) term for a casual sexual encounter, occuring on Jersey Shore. Used in the South Park Episode "New Jersey", in which the Snooki monster can only verbalize the words "smoosh smoosh".

Snooki monster: "Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh!"
Kyle Broflovski: "You're gonna have to go somewhere else to get your smoosh smoosh Snooki!"
Snooki monster: "Awww..."

by veghead95 October 18, 2010

Smoocharoo

A combination of the verb to smooch (to cuddle, kiss a little and perhaps even go as far as getting to 2nd base) and the last part of the word for the animal Kangaroo (Weird, furry, jumping animal, native to Australia. Often regarded as cuddly, soft and sweat which is actually a misconception as the bastards will kick the shit outta ya if you get too close. They also make great bbq meat. But that aside.)

You give your loved one a smoocharoo when you want to keep the end of your conversation short. Rather than getting into the whole 'I want to kiss you allover, hold you real tight, I'll miss you so much, You hang up first, No YOU hang up first; you just say: 'Smoocharoo, babe.'

Guy: 'Sorry girl but I gots to go'
Girl: 'Please don't go! I miss you already!'
guy: 'Big smoochafuckinroo shorty.'
girl: '... Smoocharoo baby!'

(Guy hangs up phone or walks away leaving girl with fantasy resulting in shiver down spine.)

by Dee_tox December 27, 2008